Gang, I put a lot of time into this...so EYES OPEN.
After my big trick on you guys (remember the one where I first said I loved black licorice and then said I didn't?) I felt like we needed some healing. I knew a lot of you were hurting really bad.
As one of you astutely noted, in all the crazy turmoil, I had forgotten about Jagermeister.
Using the flimsy premise of Jagermeister as a uniter, I have done some phony research and feel certain it's going to put us back on the right path.
Especially when compiled into an incorrectly concepted Venn Diagram.
(This is where I made it:
I discovered two incidental things in the making of this post:
1.) the correct spelling of Jagermeister.
2.) that all my life I have been imagining just two overlapping circles when I constantly reference Venn Diagrams. That WASN'T EVEN AN OPTION. Do you get it? Do you get what that means? I was always wrong--and may never understand what the hell they are for. I mean does this
make sense to anybody?
, I am humbled
, sir. Your logic runs circles around me.
Commenters: consider this an olive branch to mend our trust and restore peace to the world.
LICORICE CANNOT STOP US, FOR WE ARE FAR STRONGER.